Monday, September 19, 2011

Music Monday - Something About a Truck

I had forgotten about this song until today when a friend told me it would be available on Itunes next week.

I have to say there is something about a truck. :)

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Things I Dig

  1. Flea Markets.....not fleas.
  2. Dove Chocolate Promises. Such a stress reliever. That's my story!
  3. Stila Lip Gloss. Seriously, best stuff EVER.
  4. Scarves. It's that time of year!
  5. Backroads.
  6. Naps. Yes, I am 85 years old.
  7. Beef Jerky. It's medicinal I tell ya!
  8. Peace & quiet. I think I hear a bubble bath calling my name.
  9. Fall. The season not the the act of.
  10. When he kiss the dimple on my cheek.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Dunkin 'Nuts

Several weeks ago there was a news story about a prosti-ho who was running her "business" out of a Dunkin Doughnuts. Apparently, if you asked for "extra sugar" with your decaf coffee, you were given an entirely different Dunkin 'Nuts menu. On some occasions she would even give discounts on her services. Ya know, you do what you gotta do to make the Benjamin's but discounting your "goodies" is never the answer.

I wonder if she ever used the food in her "services". Something like a ring toss game or using the creme filling for other purposes. One thing is for sure, there is probably some man some where that asked for "extra sugar" and got a VERY big surprise. He is now their most loyal customer and has Type 2 diabetes.

Music Monday - Adele

So here is the Music Monday post.....on Tuesday. Sorry maybe one day I will get all my ducks in a row. I could blame it on my dad being in the hospital and the lack of time I've had but honestly.....there's a fella that I have been spending all my non-hospital time with. As most of you know I have a rule against talking about any current relationship I might be in. All I am going to say is he is amazing and I am happier than I can ever remember being.

SO moving on here is one of my favorite musicians, Adele. Honestly, I like the Garth Brooks version of this song much better but apparently you can only find it on the movie Hope Floats. Yes, I realize this is not a new trendy song or whatever but I'm liking it. Enjoy!

P.S. I apologize for how random it all sounds, but you try writing a post in a hospital with doctors, nurses and vampires coming in constantly.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Push and Pull

This was originally posted on my myspace blog on April 3, 2007

As he walked me to my car my heart began to beat faster. The night had been everything I wanted it to be. Dinner, movie, walk in the moonlight. We even stopped for ice cream as we strolled by all the little shops. Now as I reach for the door handle his hand closes over mine.

I pull. He pushes.

I turn to look at him and he smiles his naughty smile. He pushes me back against the car as his lips find their way to my lips. My neck. I pull him closer.

One moment leads to another and before I realize it we are in his house. He pushes me down onto the bed and I pull him to me.

One kiss becomes two. Two becomes three and before long we are entwined together. Inseparable. I pull his tie off. He pushes my jacket off my shoulders. Things begin to heat up. I hear a noise in the distance. Something I can't quiet figure out. His lips move down my neck. My chest. That sound still penetrates my thoughts. An alarm clock? Where is it coming from? His hands push at my pants. I pull his shirt off.

Things start fading. The sound gets louder.

Slowly I open my eyes to the sunlight pouring into the room. I look around and realize I am in my bed. Alone. I take a deep breath and push the button on the alarm clock and pull myself out of bed.

What a way to start a morning!

Pain with your Pleasure

This was originally posted on my myspace blog 10-28-08

Person 1: You have a gigantic hickey on your neck.
Person 2: It's not a hickey...It's a bite mark.
Person1: Is there a difference?

Is there a difference? WTH?!?! Shame for even asking! Yes, there is a difference. And I will explain and enlighten since, you know, I've got nothing real to write about.

Hickeys Suck:
There are several ways to get a hickey. Anything that sucks will do the trick. A vacuum hose, even a coffee mug that you've sucked to your chin will leave a mark. Umm yeah it sucks big ones...marks that is. Though, clearly the preferred method is suction from another persons mouth. A visible hickey is, like acne, an adolescent marker. To quote an experienced friend, it is "a concerted effort to brand one another" and is for teenagers fumbling around in backseats of their parents cars. Hickeys are soggy and require something of a time investment--quite a bit of sucking goes into a decent sized marker.

Bite Me!
Precursor to a kiss, a little nip in the heat of passion may leave the same tell-tale bruising as the aforementioned hickey, but bite marks are a different beast all together. Biting is not kids' stuff. It's sweaty, heady, a litte pain-with-your-pleasure, I-want-to-devour you stuff. It's quick, surprising and worth the investment of a good all purpose silk scarf if concealment becomes necessary. Or it's a sign you are dating a vampire. Either way, it's hot

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Music Monday - Pistol Annies

Soooooooooo some of you may have heard me joke about needing a sugar daddy, this song will make you want one too!