This Post Brought to You by the Letter S for Syphilis

Sometimes the conversations at work get a little interesting to say the least.


Exhibit A:
Miss Runs on Coffee: What is a friendly disease?

Me: An STD.

Miss Runs on Coffee: Yeah, I was thinking syphilis.

Me: People tend to be "friendly" while they are getting it.

Mrs. Independent: Can you get it from facebook?

Me: Possibly, but all of myspace is definitely one big STD.


Exhibit B:
Me: Okay here are the bubbles and the balls for the relay bags.

Mrs. Lilly White: (look of horror while trying to hide the fact that she was laughing uncontrollably)

Me: What?!? That's how I roll.

Mrs. Lilly White: (still more uncontrollable laughter)

Me: Okay, so if we run out of balls then we will just have children with no balls.

Mrs. Lilly White: (nothing was really said just more laughter and I am fairly certain she almost peed her pants)