When I Grow Up

When I grow up I want to be the type of person who:

1.) Can cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner without breaking a sweat.

2.) Handles all the bad stuff as gracefully as everyone thinks I should.

3.) Finally loves myself.

4.) Is much less familiar with all that happens on TMZ.

5.) Can handle being a fiancee' then wife. Maybe a mother, but don't push it.

6.) Owns a sewing machine and can use it.

7.) Is creative and crafty.

8.) Can make a list like this and doesn't have to come up with BS just to make sure there is an even # on the list because I am just a tad OCD.

9.) Can chew gum and walk at the same time without the assistance of an ambulance.

10.) Has a recipe that all her family and friends just love. You know besides my awesome weed brownies.