10 Things I Have Learned from Women

1.) If you drink milk with oreos, it becomes a healthy snack.

2.) Purple panties make crotchless blue jeans okay to wear to work.

3.) You don't have to be blood related to be family.

4.) Acting like a dumb blond comes in handy sometimes.

5.) True friends will always be in your corner. They may be rolling their eye, knowing that you are making a bad decision, but they are still there for you.

6.) I am strong. With sufficient time, support and chocolate I can survive most anything.

7.) Coffee is one of the main food groups.

8.) Sometimes it is necessary to be a bitch.

9.) Keep your poker face on, and don't show all of your cards.

10.) It's okay to not answer your phone immediately because you are to busy dancing to the ringtone.

Goldilocks

It has been so long since I have written anything "real". Things in my life are about as normal as can be expected for a crazy person, LOL.

I am still as single as the Pope. I still have a man in my life that I would like to be over, but can't. He texts me late at night when he's alone and there is no one better to talk to. I am fairly sure I mean nothing to him, but yet my heart keeps holding on.

I still have a man in my life that I wish I had feelings for, but don't. He texts me during the day and before I fall asleep at night. He is so sweet and I am sure he would treat me like gold, but I still don't have those feelings for him. My inner masochist is a real bitch.

I feel like Goldilocks looking for a man that is "just right" when in fact the chances are higher that I will be eaten by a pack of bears.

10 Things I Learned From Men

1.) Sometimes you can’t be in a relationship or a friendship. Sometimes you need to walk away.

2.) To operate a bulldozier.

3.) Unexpected kissing can make things very confusing.

4.) To make a caramel pie.

5.) Sometimes "I Love You" is just three words and nothing more.

6.) To shoot a gun.

7.) Little acorns grow into mighty oaks (Thanks Rick I still have my acorn and THIS little acorn is doing the best she can).

8.) I should show off sometimes. I should let people see how capable I am. (Former boss).

9.) To make a potato gun and how to run when the potato gun is a little more powerful than you thought and the police come looking for you.

10.) Don’t trust men.

Against Better Judgement

After crying for a total of 18 of the past 24 hours I lost all good judgment and answered the phone when J called. He was sweet and I was lonely. The kind of lonely where you feel like you are the only person who even exists. The kind of lonely where you pick up the phone just to call anyone who might answer. The kind of lonely where you lay in bed and talk for two hours to the ceiling hoping that somehow God is hearing you. Loneliness so deep and dark that you find yourself reaching across the bed hoping to find a hand to hold or shoulder to cry on, but instead you find nothing.