1.) If you drink milk with oreos, it becomes a healthy snack.2.) Purple panties make crotchless blue jeans okay to wear to work.
3.) You don't have to be blood related to be family.
4.) Acting like a dumb blond comes in handy sometimes.
5.) True friends will always be in your corner. They may be rolling their eye, knowing that you are making a bad decision, but they are still there for you.
6.) I am strong. With sufficient time, support and chocolate I can survive most anything.
7.) Coffee is one of the main food groups.
8.) Sometimes it is necessary to be a bitch.
9.) Keep your poker face on, and don't show all of your cards.
10.) It's okay to not answer your phone immediately because you are to busy dancing to the ringtone.