For those of you who follow me on facebook, this is the blog that I mentioned in my status a few days ago. I am really not sure how long ago I wrote this, but I will say it has probably been a year.
The Reasons I'm Okay Being Alone:
~ Once upon a time I was told I wasn't pretty enough so I avoid dating.
~ My libido doesn't itch much lately. And if it does I can scratch it myself , thank you very much.
~ I have a blackberry. It can keep me company anywhere I might be and if it gets on my nerves there is an off button.
~ I don't like having my heart broken.
~ I think I have passed my shelf date.
~ I don't want a bikini wax.
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