A few nights ago Peaches and I were hanging out at the Dollar Tree (yeah, we like to keep it classy).
Like a ninja dropping out of a ceiling tile ,undetected, appeared the crackhead. She literally jumped in my face.
CH: HEY DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE HOT CHOCOLATE IS?!?!?!?!?
ME: Umm.....
CH: OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOUR EARRINGS. I MADE THAT DESIGN. SEE... showing me her wrist with a ginormous design just like my earrings.
ME: ...........
CH: WHERE DID YOU GET THESE, I JUST LOVE THEM. I MAKE EARRINGS AND SCARVES AND ALL OF THESE REALLY NEAT THINGS AND IS THE HOT CHOCOLATE DOWN HERE?
ME: Umm.......
And the crackhead walks off mumbling. Peaches and I couldn't do anything but stand there in stunned silence, we may have laughed A LOT too. Always be prepared for a Ninja Crackhead attack.
P.S. This picture is in fact NOT of the crackhead. This is some random girl that shows up where I am sometimes.
