29 Things

1. I started this list by writing "28 Things" at the top and then realized "holy crap I'm not 28 anymore".
   
   
2. I would love to open my own business but have only told one other person.
   
   
3. The phrase "mac n' cheese" makes my brain want to explode. Just say macaroni. How much time does it take to say MAC-A-RONI?
   
   
4. The word moist makes me feel icky.
   
   
5. I am fairly certain that I will never get married and that makes me a little sad.
   
   
6. I think I would be a kick ass contestant on big brother.
   
   
7. I can eat tomatoes as long as I don't have to see them. If I see them all bets are off and my stomach may start a revolt.
   
   
8. I once had carolers come to my house and when they were finished singing I said, "Umm...yeah...okay" and shut the door. Apparently, that was not the response they wanted.
   
   
9. I would love to write a book but am sure that it will never happen. Besides, what do I have to say that is so interesting?
   
   
10. When I was little I thought that I was adopted because my brother said that I was.
    
    
11. I cry if I see a funeral procession.
    
    
12. I HATE live CD's. I don't want to hear people screaming things like "I want you now Willie Nelson".
    
    
13. I don't listen to or want Willie Nelson.
    
    
14. I can't watch those commercials for toenail or cat claw clippers. They make me cringe and want to hurl.
    
    
15. I once told a doctor that my testicles were swollen. I meant tonsils. He still asks about it when I see him.
    
    
16. I like frozen coke. I like to put half cherry and half coke. The cherry has to be on the bottom though, cause if I see the cherry it freaks me out.
    
    
17. I will only go in the ocean up to my knees. There are SHARKS in there people!!!!
    
    
18. I get embarrassed very easy.
    
    
19. I once had my panties fall down while I was walking through Winn-Dixie. I was wearing a skirt.
    
    
20. I've never seen Star Wars, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings or pretty much any other popular movie.
    
    
21. I could be an awesome vegetarian, except for the fact I love chicken.
    
    
22. When I am stressed my right eye twitches.
    
    
23. I sometimes have the humor of a 13 year old boy, I'm okay with that.
    
    
24. I fight crime from my office with Mrs. Lilly White and F-Bomb.
    
    
25. I have a cat named Marmalade. I commonly refer to her as Marmalade Pork Chop Wisdom.
    
    
26. Bookstores make me want to take my shoes off. Maybe I feel at home. Maybe I'm just "special".
    
    
27. I have never eaten a girl scout cookie.
    
    
28. Escalators totally freak me out. I do okay going up but coming down is what's bad.
    
    
29. I am a pretty good speller but if someone spells something to me out loud it's seriously like my brain shuts down and I'm like wait "d-r-i-v-e-t-h-r-u....d-r-i..okay drive. T-h-...I don't get it."